Dont Be Assuatch Sticker Sasquatch Forest Decal Bigfoot Camping Outdoor Sarcasm Hiking Trail Cryptid
$3.99
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For the person who believes Bigfoot is real, but basic trail manners are apparently still unconfirmed.
This die cut sticker features a sunglasses-wearing Sasquatch strutting through the woods with the phrase “Don’t Be An… Assuatch.” It has forest cryptid attitude, campsite chaos, and just the right amount of “please stop acting feral in public” energy. Perfect for Bigfoot fans, hikers, campers, outdoor people, and anyone who enjoys a wilderness warning label with personality.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
✅ $3.99 with free shipping
Stick it on your water bottle, cooler, laptop, camper, tackle box, trail journal, car, toolbox, or anywhere that needs a gentle reminder not to act like the reason the park ranger looks tired.
Makes a perfect little surprise for campers, hikers, Bigfoot believers, fishing buddies, hunting friends, outdoor dads, cabin people, or that one friend who disappears into the woods and comes back with snacks, stories, and questionable decisions.
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I’m a real human and I read every message!
Dont Be Assuatch Sticker Sasquatch Forest Decal Bigfoot Camping Outdoor Sarcasm Hiking Trail Cryptid
Dont Be Assuatch Sticker Sasquatch Forest Decal Bigfoot Camping Outdoor Sarcasm Hiking Trail Cryptid
$3.99
Sale price
$3.99
Regular price
This die cut sticker features a sunglasses-wearing Sasquatch strutting through the woods with the phrase “Don’t Be An… Assuatch.” It has forest cryptid attitude, campsite chaos, and just the right amount of “please stop acting feral in public” energy. Perfect for Bigfoot fans, hikers, campers, outdoor people, and anyone who enjoys a wilderness warning label with personality.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
✅ $3.99 with free shipping
Stick it on your water bottle, cooler, laptop, camper, tackle box, trail journal, car, toolbox, or anywhere that needs a gentle reminder not to act like the reason the park ranger looks tired.
Makes a perfect little surprise for campers, hikers, Bigfoot believers, fishing buddies, hunting friends, outdoor dads, cabin people, or that one friend who disappears into the woods and comes back with snacks, stories, and questionable decisions.
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I’m a real human and I read every message!