My Farts Hospitalize Small Children Sticker Gas Mask Decal Toxic Dad Humor Gag
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Biohazard level: certified. ☢️
"My Farts Hospitalize Small Children" — a public service announcement, a warning label, and a personal achievement all in one convenient sticker.
This gloriously detailed die cut vinyl sticker features a full tactical gas mask surrounded by toxic green clouds — because some people's gifts require proper protective equipment and mandatory evacuation procedures for anyone under four feet tall.
Perfect for dads, uncles, granddads, the guy at work who clears the break room, anyone who considers this a legitimate superpower, or anyone who has ever watched small children flee in genuine distress and felt nothing but pride.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
Stick it on your toolbox, truck, water bottle, recliner, lunch box, or anywhere that serves as a fair warning to those in the immediate vicinity.
Makes a perfect gag gift for the dad who has this particular talent, the uncle everyone blames, or anyone whose digestive system operates at a biohazard level.
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I'm a real human and I read every message!
My Farts Hospitalize Small Children Sticker Gas Mask Decal Toxic Dad Humor Gag
$3.99
Sale price
$3.99
Regular price
"My Farts Hospitalize Small Children" — a public service announcement, a warning label, and a personal achievement all in one convenient sticker.
This gloriously detailed die cut vinyl sticker features a full tactical gas mask surrounded by toxic green clouds — because some people's gifts require proper protective equipment and mandatory evacuation procedures for anyone under four feet tall.
Perfect for dads, uncles, granddads, the guy at work who clears the break room, anyone who considers this a legitimate superpower, or anyone who has ever watched small children flee in genuine distress and felt nothing but pride.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
Stick it on your toolbox, truck, water bottle, recliner, lunch box, or anywhere that serves as a fair warning to those in the immediate vicinity.
Makes a perfect gag gift for the dad who has this particular talent, the uncle everyone blames, or anyone whose digestive system operates at a biohazard level.
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I'm a real human and I read every message!