No Time For This Crap Sticker Sarcastic Poop Decal Work Mood Office Attitude Humor
$3.99
Sale price
$3.99
Regular price
Skip to product information
For the person whose patience clocked out before the nonsense even started.
This die cut sticker features a shiny poop graphic with the phrase “I Don’t Have Time For This Shit.” It is bold, ridiculous, and painfully relatable for anyone who is busy, over it, and trying not to schedule a full emotional shutdown between errands. Perfect for sarcastic friends, exhausted coworkers, overbooked humans, and anyone whose daily planner is already full of things they absolutely did not ask for.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
✅ $3.99 with free shipping
Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, tumbler, planner, toolbox, office drawer, work notebook, or anywhere that needs to announce that your availability for foolishness is currently closed for maintenance.
Makes a perfect little surprise for coworkers, besties, retail workers, nurses, teachers, office survivors, busy moms, or that one friend who is one minor inconvenience away from staring silently into the middle distance.
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I’m a real human and I read every message!
No Time For This Crap Sticker Sarcastic Poop Decal Work Mood Office Attitude Humor
$3.99
Sale price
$3.99
Regular price
This die cut sticker features a shiny poop graphic with the phrase “I Don’t Have Time For This Shit.” It is bold, ridiculous, and painfully relatable for anyone who is busy, over it, and trying not to schedule a full emotional shutdown between errands. Perfect for sarcastic friends, exhausted coworkers, overbooked humans, and anyone whose daily planner is already full of things they absolutely did not ask for.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
✅ $3.99 with free shipping
Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, tumbler, planner, toolbox, office drawer, work notebook, or anywhere that needs to announce that your availability for foolishness is currently closed for maintenance.
Makes a perfect little surprise for coworkers, besties, retail workers, nurses, teachers, office survivors, busy moms, or that one friend who is one minor inconvenience away from staring silently into the middle distance.
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I’m a real human and I read every message!