{"product_id":"silly-goose-juice-box-decal-kawaii-duck-100-humor-sticker-quirky-animal-carton","title":"Silly Goose Juice Box Decal, Kawaii Duck 100 Humor Sticker Quirky Animal Carton","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% Silly. Zero percent sorry about it. 🪿💛\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ridiculously charming die cut sticker is designed as a bright yellow juice carton — pink straw, bubblegum cap, sparkle hearts, and a wide-eyed kawaii goose on the front panel who is clearly the source and primary consumer of the product inside. Bold rounded white and pink typography on the left, a \"100% SILLY\" stamp in the corner, and blue drip accents make this one of the most aggressively cheerful things you can put on a water bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Premium waterproof vinyl\u003cbr\u003e✅ Scratch resistant laminate\u003cbr\u003e✅ Dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e✅ Approximately 3x3 inches\u003cbr\u003e✅ Die cut to shape\u003cbr\u003e✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it on your tumbler, laptop, hydroflask, lunchbox, locker, or anywhere that accurately represents your energy on a good day and your aspirations on a bad one. Perfect for the self-proclaimed silly goose, the person who considers absurd humor a personality cornerstone, or anyone whose friends have described them as \"a lot\" and they took it as a compliment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakes a great pick for the quirky bestie, the chaotic coworker who keeps everyone sane, or anyone who just needs something bright and unhinged on their belongings. At $3.99 with free shipping, it's the most affordable personality diagnosis available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Ships within 1-3 business days\u003cbr\u003e💌 Questions? Message me — I'm a real human and I read every message!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sticker Tower","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52689742430519,"sku":"073","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0911\/3590\/2007\/files\/daa7e27a-5227-4282-be41-864c9b7b2042.jpg?v=1784313303","url":"https:\/\/stickertower.com\/products\/silly-goose-juice-box-decal-kawaii-duck-100-humor-sticker-quirky-animal-carton","provider":"Sticker Tower","version":"1.0","type":"link"}