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For everyone who learned respect, manners, and sprinting speed from one kitchen utensil.
This die cut sticker features bold wood-style lettering that says “Wooden Spoon Survivor” with a detailed wooden spoon wrapped in a little bandage. It has nostalgic kitchen-table drama, old-school parent energy, and just enough “I turned out mostly fine” attitude to make people laugh before they start telling their own childhood stories.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
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Wooden Spoon Survivor Sticker Childhood Discipline Kitchen Decal Retro Parenting
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This die cut sticker features bold wood-style lettering that says “Wooden Spoon Survivor” with a detailed wooden spoon wrapped in a little bandage. It has nostalgic kitchen-table drama, old-school parent energy, and just enough “I turned out mostly fine” attitude to make people laugh before they start telling their own childhood stories.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I'm a real human and I read every message!