Zero To Sixty Business Days Sticker Slow Car Decal Speedometer Racing Driver Garage Humor
$3.99
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$3.99
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For the driver whose car believes acceleration is more of a long-term goal.
This die cut sticker features a bold speedometer design with the phrase “0-60 In 5 Business Days.” It is perfect for slow cars, project builds, daily drivers with questionable motivation, and anyone whose vehicle technically moves forward but likes to submit a formal request first. It has racing-style energy with economy-car performance, which is honestly the kind of honesty the highway needs more of.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
✅ $3.99 with free shipping
Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, toolbox, garage fridge, car window, cooler, workbench, or anywhere that needs a tiny speed warning for a vehicle that merges with hope, prayer, and a calendar reminder.
Makes a perfect little surprise for car friends, new drivers, mechanics, garage dads, slow-car legends, racing fans, or that one person who floors it and still has time to reconsider every life choice before reaching the speed limit.
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I’m a real human and I read every message!
Zero To Sixty Business Days Sticker Slow Car Decal Speedometer Racing Driver Garage Humor
$3.99
Sale price
$3.99
Regular price
This die cut sticker features a bold speedometer design with the phrase “0-60 In 5 Business Days.” It is perfect for slow cars, project builds, daily drivers with questionable motivation, and anyone whose vehicle technically moves forward but likes to submit a formal request first. It has racing-style energy with economy-car performance, which is honestly the kind of honesty the highway needs more of.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
✅ $3.99 with free shipping
Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, toolbox, garage fridge, car window, cooler, workbench, or anywhere that needs a tiny speed warning for a vehicle that merges with hope, prayer, and a calendar reminder.
Makes a perfect little surprise for car friends, new drivers, mechanics, garage dads, slow-car legends, racing fans, or that one person who floors it and still has time to reconsider every life choice before reaching the speed limit.
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I’m a real human and I read every message!