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A hill worth dying on. Specifically this one. Every single morning. ☠️☕
This gloriously dramatic die cut sticker features a matte black coffee bag rising from a pile of whole roasted beans — skull and crossbones dead center, crossbones scattered at the base, and bold vintage serif typography that treats the decaf question with exactly the gravity it deserves. It looks like a pirate flag designed by someone who takes their morning brew as seriously as a blood oath.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I'm a real human and I read every message!
Death Before Decaf Skull Crossbones Coffee Dark Roast Caffeine Espresso Sticker
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This gloriously dramatic die cut sticker features a matte black coffee bag rising from a pile of whole roasted beans — skull and crossbones dead center, crossbones scattered at the base, and bold vintage serif typography that treats the decaf question with exactly the gravity it deserves. It looks like a pirate flag designed by someone who takes their morning brew as seriously as a blood oath.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I'm a real human and I read every message!