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Consider this your official warning. 🚨
"If You See Me Running... Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too" — because voluntary running is simply not on the agenda.
This bold die cut vinyl sticker is styled like an official warning sign complete with hazard stripes — because if this person is running, it is absolutely an emergency situation and everyone in the vicinity should be concerned.
Perfect for the anti-runner, the person who considers walking to the fridge a cardio workout, anyone who has strong feelings about unnecessary physical exertion, or literally anyone with a sense of humor.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I'm a real human and I read every message!
If You See Me Running Things Have Gone Poorly Sticker
$3.99
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"If You See Me Running... Then Things Have Gone Poorly And You Should Run Too" — because voluntary running is simply not on the agenda.
This bold die cut vinyl sticker is styled like an official warning sign complete with hazard stripes — because if this person is running, it is absolutely an emergency situation and everyone in the vicinity should be concerned.
Perfect for the anti-runner, the person who considers walking to the fridge a cardio workout, anyone who has strong feelings about unnecessary physical exertion, or literally anyone with a sense of humor.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I'm a real human and I read every message!