Not Worth Jail Time Sticker Sarcastic Decal Anger Management Prison Bars Attitude Mood Humor
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For the person who is choosing peace, but only because orange is not their color.
This die cut sticker features the phrase “Sometimes I Have To Remind Myself That It’s Not Worth The Jail Time” with bold distressed lettering, prison bars, a lock, and a ball-and-chain detail. It is dramatic, sarcastic, and perfect for anyone who is actively practicing self-control while mentally rehearsing a very different response. Basically, it is a tiny warning label for people who are trying to stay employed, unbothered, and outside of county booking.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
✅ $3.99 with free shipping
Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, tumbler, toolbox, work notebook, office drawer, car, cooler, or anywhere that needs a gentle reminder to breathe deeply and not become the reason someone starts recording.
Makes a perfect little surprise for coworkers, besties, retail workers, nurses, teachers, office survivors, overthinkers, or that one friend who is technically calm but has absolutely considered all available options.
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I’m a real human and I read every message!
Not Worth Jail Time Sticker Sarcastic Decal Anger Management Prison Bars Attitude Mood Humor
$3.99
Sale price
$3.99
Regular price
This die cut sticker features the phrase “Sometimes I Have To Remind Myself That It’s Not Worth The Jail Time” with bold distressed lettering, prison bars, a lock, and a ball-and-chain detail. It is dramatic, sarcastic, and perfect for anyone who is actively practicing self-control while mentally rehearsing a very different response. Basically, it is a tiny warning label for people who are trying to stay employed, unbothered, and outside of county booking.
✅ Premium waterproof vinyl
✅ Scratch resistant laminate
✅ Dishwasher safe
✅ Weatherproof — safe for outdoor use
✅ Approximately 3x3 inches
✅ Die cut to shape
✅ Printed and shipped from Moreland, Georgia
✅ $3.99 with free shipping
Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, tumbler, toolbox, work notebook, office drawer, car, cooler, or anywhere that needs a gentle reminder to breathe deeply and not become the reason someone starts recording.
Makes a perfect little surprise for coworkers, besties, retail workers, nurses, teachers, office survivors, overthinkers, or that one friend who is technically calm but has absolutely considered all available options.
📦 Ships within 1-3 business days
💌 Questions? Message me — I’m a real human and I read every message!